Классификация водки в стиле IT
0.1л – demo version
0.25л – trial version
0.5л – personal edition
0.7л – professional edition
1.0л – network edition
1.75л – enterprise edition
3.0л – for small business edition
5.0л – corporate edition
Бутыль самогона – Home edition
«На посошок» – service pack
Рассол с утра – Recovery tool
Закуска – plugins
Пиво – patch
Coca-cola,fanta,7-UP – trojan viruses